Prank Call Gone Wrong...But Gets Hilarious

This is soooooo freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello Discrimination

Hello Discrimination This poem is friggin awesome and anyone can relate to it.....

Optical illusions - optical tricks, amazing pictures, visual magic tricks

Optical illusions - optical tricks, amazing pictures, visual magic tricks Hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Optical illusions - optical tricks, amazing pictures, visual magic tricks

Optical illusions - optical tricks, amazing pictures, visual magic tricks Im dumb......maybe you are too....comment if you are.

Optical illusions - optical tricks, amazing pictures, visual magic tricks

Optical illusions - optical tricks, amazing pictures, visual magic tricks This is super duper creepy!!!!!!!!!!!

MyFriend; She didnt get to the end...yet

Autobiography in Five Chapters


I walk down the street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk
I fall in.
I am lost... I am hopeless.
It isn't my fault.
It takes forever to find a way out.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I pretend I don't see it.
I fall in again.
I can't believe I'm in the same place.
But it isn't my fault.
It still takes a long time to get out.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I see it is there.
I still fall in... it's a habit
My eyes are open
I know where I am
It is my fault.
I get out immediately.

I walk down the same street.
There is a deep hole in the sidewalk.
I walk around it.

I walk down another street.

Remember me when I am gone away

Remember me when I am gone away.
Gone far away into the silent land;
When you can no more hold me by the hand.
Nor I half turn to go yet turning stay.
Remember me when no more day by day
You tell me of our future that you planned:
Only remember me: you understand
It will be late to counsel then or pray.
Yet if you should forget me for a while
And afterwards remember, do not grieve:
For if the darkness and corruption leave
A vestige of the thoughts that once I had.
Better by far you should forget and smile
Than you should remember and be sad.

~ Christina Rossetti

Cool Pictures

Cute!

Junk food

    Greasy, unhealthy, oily food gets served on your tray. Seeing everyone eat it and get unhealthier and fatter with every bite is utterly repulsive. In any case, unhealthy food like French fries, chips, chocolate chip cookies, and other fatty, salty, and sugary junk is being served to thousands of American kids everyday. Undeniably, junk food is addictive to people just like nicotine. This is because, for obese people, junk food can trigger the same response in the brain as people addicted to nicotine or any other drug. Consequently, there should be stricter regulations on junk foods at schools because kids can get serious illnesses caused by obesity and the foods they eat.
    Without any rules like this, kids will become overweight. Evidently, there are no limits on what there is in food at school cafeterias. Obviously, this means that schools are able to sell chocolate, high fructose juices, chips, or any other junk food that can make kids gain weight rapidly and become unhealthy. However, kids do not need to be eating fattening, unhealthy foods. Therefore, if schools ban these kinds of foods, kids will have a better chance at a better diet.
    Kids can develop bad eating habits that are deadly. In some schools, kids get to vote on the healthy foods that will be served since its hard to get kids to like them. With this in mind, children in school will be able to eat healthy foods that they actually like and choose. They’ll see that it isn’t bad to eat healthy and that nutritious foods can be delicious. Therefore, American students should eat healthier at schools. If kids develop bad eating habits, then its more likely they will use them on to their own children.
    All schools should be making an effort to promoting healthy foods. Furthermore, many schools are getting food from farms to use in their cafeterias. Thus, using this program will help by serving kids fresh vegetables that can be tasty if done the right way. Also, schools no longer serve whole milk. They use low-fat milk instead. If schools teach their students about healthy eating, they will begin to apply those lessons in their lives and have a better lifestyle.
    All the chemicals in junk food basically kills your body and makes you sick. Eating less or no junk food will help this issue. If companies see that their sales are going down, then they’ll stop making junk food. Also, kids can protest against junk food selling companies. On the other hand, if no action is taken, more people will get unfit and unhealthy. Avoiding junk food will prevent our society from becoming obese, suffer from diseases, and die.

The Australian Ventriloquist

If you don't get it, the keyword is "VENTRILOQUIST"!!!

An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand, walks into the village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll have a little fun.


Ventriloquist: “G’day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak to him?”
Villager: “The dog doesn’t talk, you stupid Aussie.”
Ventriloquist: “Hello dog, how’s it going mate?”
Dog: “Doin’ all right.”
Villager: (look of extreme shock)
Ventriloquist: “Is this villager your owner?” (pointing at the villager)
Dog: “Yes”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Dog: “Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.”
Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your horse?”
Villager: “Uh, the horse doesn’t talk either….I think.”
Ventriloquist: “Hey horse, how’s it going?”
Horse: “Cool”
Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
Ventriloquist: “Is this your owner?” (pointing at the villager)
Horse: “Yep”
Ventriloquist: “How does he treat you?”
Horse: “Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.”
Villager: (total look of amazement)
Ventriloquist: “Mind if I talk to your sheep?”
Villager: “The sheep’s a liar!”

Poem: I am

Everyone always goes crazy,

Buying chocolates and flowers,

Pretty roses blossom everywhere,

But all I do is stare.

All throughout the day I sit here,

Watching people hug and kiss,

For them its total bliss.

But like a billboard showing ads,

The doubt shows on my face,

Love can't be all that,

But strangers prove me wrong.

So I sit here on this bench,

And I stare as people walk away,

How can people go berserk,

Over Valentines Day?

La Roux

Some of you have maybe heard of La Roux, a new group from England. The group is made up of Elly, the singer, and Ben, the musician. This group offers a sort of fresh, techno, electronic kind of sound. The hit song, Bulletproof, is a song about coming out of a relationship and knowing you will be invinsible or at least "bulletproof."

La Roux-Bulletproof

Acosadores

Alguno de ustedes han sido intimidados? Mucha gente se ha visto acosado o molestado en un momento u otra en la vida, aunque la gente no quiera admitirlo. Algunos niños pueden estar avergonzados de que dejaron a alguien que los manden como si fueran su jefe. La verdad es que no hay nada de que avergonsarce. Personalmente, yo creo que la gente es cruel con los demas porque les gusta. No porque "no se sienten seguros de si mismos". Pero como yo no lo se por seguro, solo es opinion. Cuando pienso de la palabra "acosador", me imagino a un chico grande que da miedo, pero en realidad puede ser niño o niña, grande o chico y joven o viejo. Ellos le pueden acosar de muchas maneras. No se cual es la técnica adecuada para que no sigan esos peleoneros acosando gente. Supongo que en realidad no hay una manera correcta. Tal vez todos son diferentes y por lo tanto responden a algo en diferentes maneras. Y es lo mismo a los que son acosados. Puede ser que algunos lo descarten, mientras otros lo toman más en serio. Los que lo tomen más en serio son mas propensos a cometer suicidio porque se sienten odiados, no amados y sin valor. Creo que cuando esto sucede, el agresor debe pagar por gastos medicos de cuando hay daño fisico y todo lo demas. Es algo más o menos lo mismo que matar a esa persona, solo que más lento y más doloroso. No sé porque la gente se burla de los demas. Hay que pensar dos veces antes de hacer algo asi. Quisiera ser culpable por la muerte de alguien?


Si usted o un querido es o ha sido agredido por un acosador o pensando en suicidio por favor vaya a http://www.nineline.org/

Bullying

Have of you guys been bullied? Lots of people have been bullied or teased at one point or another, although people may not want to admit it. Some kids might be ashamed that they let others boss them around. Others might be embarrased about it. Truth is, theres nothing to be embarassed or ashamed about. Personally I think bullies tease people just because they like it and the"bullies are insecure" thing is BS. But since I can't prove that, it doesnt count. When I think of the word "bully" I picture a big, tall kid thats scary looking but I know that its not always like that. It can be a sibling, person younger than you, or just anybody. They can harass you in many types of ways. I don't know what the right technique to shoo away a bully is. I guess there's really no RIGHT technique. Maybe everyones different and therefore respond to something differently. Which goes the same way for the bullied. Some might blow it off and others take it more personally. Those who take it more personally are more likely to commit suicide from feeling unwanted, unloved, and worthless. I think when that happens the bully should pay for medical bills. Its pretty much the same as murdering that person, only its slower and more painful. I don't know why people tease others. They should think twice before doing something like that. Would you want a person's death on your hands?


If you or a loved one are being bullied or are thinking of suicide please visit http://www.nineline.org/